Latest Comic:

'Gawd, why does he keep making these?'

"DID HE JUST--" "Yes, I did", I cut you off abruptly, staring off into space, ignoring your shocked expression. "I did," I continiue, "I totally updated."

You'd better belieeeeve it.

No comic today, sowwy. I'm too busy fighting these aliens trying to get out of my stomach.

The art in this one is a bit bumpy, 'cause I have a stomach virus and for some reason it makes me all shaky.

And I promise I'll get an eraser that doesn't suck soon. I figure my promises aren't too bad these days, because I've updated twice!

It was only this morning I realized what I had drawn. I drew a man eating a hobo's head inside a car.

Also, a giraffe.

(I don't know either.)

The horrible MS paint monster's reign has ended.

Now frollick in the beatiful sunlit meadow that is hand-drawn comics.

Anyhow, it turns out the scanner can scan. And it scans good. Just check the art page for proof.

I'll carry on with the MS paint stuff until I run out of them (I've got two more), and then you'll get some comics done right.

Scanner... working....

... lost ability to use english language...

... happy.